Friday, October 30, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
A PERFECT DAY
TIM KELLY3rd hour
TIM KELLY3rd hour
If I only had 24 hours to live I think I would spend the first 2 hours saying bye to everyone I know starting with my family then down to friends. The way I would say bye to them is by taking them out to breakfast and having a good conversation with them so I could let my inner feelings out with them and see if they can comment on anything I have to say then if not I would pay for the bill with some money guessing it won’t be that much at the Coney island in Livonia and we would sit right next to where they cook the food so I can see when mine is done and smell the ‘’eggs over medium’’ it would just be a very nice morning . That would be the morning of my perfect day out with the family and friends the last time I will see anyone of them.
In the afternoon I would want to do the same thing that “Morri’’ did take a walk in the park with my loved ones. It would be a park with trees and birds and ponds just because I love being outside then day would be half over then I would go take a give or take 1 hour nap to rest for a while then I would be right back up and we could take a few hours to fly down to Disneyworld because I love going there and my mom likes going there ten times more than me so I would spend the rest of my hours in Walt Disney World Florida because that is my favorite place to go. I and my family would stay at the dolphin hotel in Disney then I would take them out so dinner at our favorite place to go when we are in Florida.
The place I would take them is the “ESPN” zone on the “board walk “that is where the hotel we are staying at is. Just the fact of being surrounded by TV’s is amazing the sports shows all around you so you don’t miss a single game or highlight that is why I would like to go to eat there it is just really good food and all the people are nice in there they could order whatever they wanted I would not care what the bill is I would like to see them happy one last time.
The place I would like to be buried is somewhere in Michigan because that was my home state and I love Michigan I would probably go right next to my grandma and that would be just fine with me I love her very much. And that would be my perfect day! I hope that my perfect day does not come quick I still have a lot of things I would like to accomplish in life like being a Detroit Fire Fighter that is my dream job I would like to follow in my dad’s footsteps.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
JOKES!
1 What time is it when you have to go the dentist?
2 What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?
3 What is even smarter than a talking bird?
4What kind of a storm is always in a rush?
5 Why doesn't Dracula have friends?
Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."
The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."
The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."
"Very good!" said St. Peter.
The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted!
RIDDLES
What is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
One day a nanny was looking for a job and saw one in a newspaper so she found an address and talked to the lady and soon the kids come out and they fun up to her and what did they say
1 What time is it when you have to go the dentist?
2 What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?
3 What is even smarter than a talking bird?
4What kind of a storm is always in a rush?
5 Why doesn't Dracula have friends?
Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."
The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."
The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."
"Very good!" said St. Peter.
The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted!
RIDDLES
What is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
One day a nanny was looking for a job and saw one in a newspaper so she found an address and talked to the lady and soon the kids come out and they fun up to her and what did they say
Friday, October 16, 2009
In Ten Years
In ten years I plan to be on the Detroit fire department with my dad the way I plan to get on the department is to go through the academy and have my dad get me on the job just like he had his dad did. This way I will know if I get the job or not the reason I want to be a fire fighter is because I went to work with my dad once and it looked like a good job and you get to do a lot of fun things. I would like to carry on the family business hopefully my 13 year old brother will want to. I don’t want to get married but if I do my kid can get on the job like I hope to.
I plan to get around in a better than decent car or truck I am aiming for a nice truck it will be a while before that happens. I plan to be living in an good house in a good neighborhood because my salary won’t be that high since I will only have a couple years on the job.
In my spare time I will plan to be a roofer and play hockey on the DFD hockey team I can make extra ‘’doe’’ on the side that’s what my dad does and we go with him. I think if the job % goes up then I will have a better chance to fulfill my dreams as a Detroit Fire Department. If I get on the fire dept than they have a hockey team I can play for it is like a beer league I will play in even if I don’t get the job.
I will try as hard as I can in my life to get that job if I don’t get that job than I will have no purpose in life I will have to try to find that job in another city but I won’t be as good as Detroit I dream of riding a truck and actually going in the fire than when we go with dad standing outside watching.
In ten years I plan to be on the Detroit fire department with my dad the way I plan to get on the department is to go through the academy and have my dad get me on the job just like he had his dad did. This way I will know if I get the job or not the reason I want to be a fire fighter is because I went to work with my dad once and it looked like a good job and you get to do a lot of fun things. I would like to carry on the family business hopefully my 13 year old brother will want to. I don’t want to get married but if I do my kid can get on the job like I hope to.
I plan to get around in a better than decent car or truck I am aiming for a nice truck it will be a while before that happens. I plan to be living in an good house in a good neighborhood because my salary won’t be that high since I will only have a couple years on the job.
In my spare time I will plan to be a roofer and play hockey on the DFD hockey team I can make extra ‘’doe’’ on the side that’s what my dad does and we go with him. I think if the job % goes up then I will have a better chance to fulfill my dreams as a Detroit Fire Department. If I get on the fire dept than they have a hockey team I can play for it is like a beer league I will play in even if I don’t get the job.
I will try as hard as I can in my life to get that job if I don’t get that job than I will have no purpose in life I will have to try to find that job in another city but I won’t be as good as Detroit I dream of riding a truck and actually going in the fire than when we go with dad standing outside watching.
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